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In a volatile market you want to make sure your liquid assets don't go down the drain.

My daughter wants to run a mud-cake business. When I enquired she said she wanted to become filthy rich!

My duck farm went bankrupt because I had too many bills.

A debt collector summons a customer about a one year old unpaid bill. "What have you got to say for yourself?" The customer sheepishly replies: "Happy birthday?"

Were you nervous about asking the paymaster for an advance on your wages? "No, I was calm and collected."

The deceased millionaire rewarded Santa by putting a Claus in his will.

The new accountant got fired because he thought Dun & Bradstreet was a downtown intersection!

Husband: "The bank rang me to say the new check account I opened for you is overdrawn!"
Wife: "Can't be - I still have another 24 blank checks in my book!"

Husband: "The check you wrote to the department store came back!"
Wife: "Great! What can we spend it on this time?"

A banker is considered a good artist when she can draw interest.

Bill: Australia is a land of untold wealth!
Tom: Why, have you been peeking at my tax return?

Bill: I made a bet with the guy who does our laundry and won a bundle.
Tom: I guess you're not hard pressed for cash!

Bill: I never worry about money!
Tom: Why not?
Bill: What's the point of worrying about something you don't have?

Bill: I plan to beat the inheritance tax!
Tom: How?
Bill: I'm going to die broke.

Wife: Let's go to sleep honey - it's late.
Husband: Sorry, I'll stay up a bit longer. I'm reading a mystery.
Wife: That looks like our tax return.
Husband: it is.

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